Attention All Pirates
I wanted to let you know directly that I lurk about all of the popular websites.
And actually, I’m really active over at C4M (best place evar!)
So instead of going behind my back and risk entering a blacklisted serial,
or your computers privacy by using a cracked version; why don’t you eMail me instead,
explaining why you can’t spend nine dollars.

Attention All Registered Users
You rock!